Al-Qaeda Planning Cyber Jihad

Theresa May, the Home Secretary, this week warned that al-Qaeda has called for a ‘cyber jihad’ that could involve using Facebook and Twitter to plan attacks.

However, she did also add that al-Qaeda was now weaker than they have been at any time since the attacks of September 11, 2001.

When asked to comment, an outraged al-Qaeda spokesperson expounded to this Nuse journalist, “Weaker than at any time since the attacks of September 11? I think you’ll find we put in a pretty strong performance on that day! Having said which, admittedly, it did leave us nineteen guys down…”

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